'It's Getting Sloppy. It's Getting Fucking Sloppy' - We Found The Official Motto Of The USWNT Parade

Yep. This is it. This is the official motto of the US Women’s National Team’s tour. It’s getting sloppy. It’s getting fucking sloppy. And this is reason number 100,000,000 they are the best. We’ve talked about it quite a bit. But, they just don’t give a fuck. Oh, and they celebrate their asses off. Literally.

And yeah, Morgan is a star. Rapinoe is a star. Lloyd is a star. But, the real winner of this whole thing? Ashlyn Harris and her Instagram. She’s the one that’s been filming all the shit and providing commentary and let me tell you. It does not disappoint. We got Alex Morgan doing the tea celebration again. Suck it, England. Suck it since 1776.

We have champagne flowing

We even have Christen Press taking over the Barstool Instagram. Kayce has you covered with all her highlights.

This celebration may never end nor do I hope it does: